Audio jokes

[MoLtoSoLo]

1 wpc amplifiers are believed to be extremely dangerous for speakers while 10,000 wpc amplifiers are ultra-safe !
Wires need 129.75 hours to "break-in" after which their effect on the sound is so huge "even the wife could hear it".

Speakers sound awful when new but suddenly after 237.85 hours of
break-in they sound wonderful and never change from that point.

Inexpensive components of the 'wrong brand' are immediately dismissed as "mid-fi junk" without even listening to them!

As soon as the word "Bose" is heard, audiophiles go berserk and
offer to "tweak" the equipment with a sledge hammer.
Or maybe that's just me?

And as soon as someone experiments with a single or double-blind audition to objectively determine what is really audible to their ears and what is not ... audiophiles ATTACK the reported results of these auditions like rabid junkyard dogs because the results are at odds with their beliefs.

In addition some audiophiles cling to old technology like an infant clings to his "blanky". Many claimed 45's and 33's were worse than their precious 78's. Later they claimed 33's were better than CD's.
Later they claimed two-channel was better than surround sound. For many the old technology is ALWAYS better than the new technology.

[chienjr]

與其說這是joke，不如說這是跟漫畫『空想科學教室』一樣，用來諷刺音響迷信的『音響科學教室』
第一點我以前也被那些廣告論壇之類的音響雜誌誤導過，說什麼小功率的擴大機比較容易發生『切割』，產生高次諧波傷害喇叭....

實際上1W的方波做富利葉展開後的高次諧波，怎麼樣也不會比第一諧波強，自然打不死高音喇叭了